Toilet Assassin Survivor Sticker
from $3.99
You never forget your first mid-squat ambush.
This sticker is for the brave few who’ve faced a flying bug in the bathroom and lived to flush another day. Stick it on your mirror, water bottle, laptop, or emergency fly swatter—just don’t forget to scan the ceiling first.
Perfect for survivors, overreactors, and people who now pee with one eye open.
This sticker is for the brave few who’ve faced a flying bug in the bathroom and lived to flush another day. Stick it on your mirror, water bottle, laptop, or emergency fly swatter—just don’t forget to scan the ceiling first.
Perfect for survivors, overreactors, and people who now pee with one eye open.
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You never forget your first mid-squat ambush.
This sticker is for the brave few who’ve faced a flying bug in the bathroom and lived to flush another day. Stick it on your mirror, water bottle, laptop, or emergency fly swatter—just don’t forget to scan the ceiling first.
Perfect for survivors, overreactors, and people who now pee with one eye open.
This sticker is for the brave few who’ve faced a flying bug in the bathroom and lived to flush another day. Stick it on your mirror, water bottle, laptop, or emergency fly swatter—just don’t forget to scan the ceiling first.
Perfect for survivors, overreactors, and people who now pee with one eye open.
You never forget your first mid-squat ambush.
This sticker is for the brave few who’ve faced a flying bug in the bathroom and lived to flush another day. Stick it on your mirror, water bottle, laptop, or emergency fly swatter—just don’t forget to scan the ceiling first.
Perfect for survivors, overreactors, and people who now pee with one eye open.
This sticker is for the brave few who’ve faced a flying bug in the bathroom and lived to flush another day. Stick it on your mirror, water bottle, laptop, or emergency fly swatter—just don’t forget to scan the ceiling first.
Perfect for survivors, overreactors, and people who now pee with one eye open.