The Flying Bug Toilet Assassin Tee
You survived the ambush. Now commemorate the chaos.
This shirt honors the brave few who’ve battled airborne bathroom intruders and lived to flush another day. It’s soft, comfy, and probably the only shirt that says, “I’ve been personally victimized by a flying toilet bug.”
Perfect for: comedy fans, bathroom warriors, and anyone who fears what lurks mid-squat.
Warning: Wearing this tee may cause spontaneous laughter and side-eyes in public restrooms.
You survived the ambush. Now commemorate the chaos.
This shirt honors the brave few who’ve battled airborne bathroom intruders and lived to flush another day. It’s soft, comfy, and probably the only shirt that says, “I’ve been personally victimized by a flying toilet bug.”
Perfect for: comedy fans, bathroom warriors, and anyone who fears what lurks mid-squat.
Warning: Wearing this tee may cause spontaneous laughter and side-eyes in public restrooms.
You survived the ambush. Now commemorate the chaos.
This shirt honors the brave few who’ve battled airborne bathroom intruders and lived to flush another day. It’s soft, comfy, and probably the only shirt that says, “I’ve been personally victimized by a flying toilet bug.”
Perfect for: comedy fans, bathroom warriors, and anyone who fears what lurks mid-squat.
Warning: Wearing this tee may cause spontaneous laughter and side-eyes in public restrooms.