The Flying Bug Toilet Assassin Tee
from $19.99
You survived the ambush. Now commemorate the chaos.
This shirt honors the brave few who’ve battled airborne bathroom intruders and lived to flush another day. It’s soft, comfy, and probably the only shirt that says, “I’ve been personally victimized by a flying toilet bug.”
Perfect for: comedy fans, bathroom warriors, and anyone who fears what lurks mid-squat.
Warning: Wearing this tee may cause spontaneous laughter and side-eyes in public restrooms.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This shirt honors the brave few who’ve battled airborne bathroom intruders and lived to flush another day. It’s soft, comfy, and probably the only shirt that says, “I’ve been personally victimized by a flying toilet bug.”
Perfect for: comedy fans, bathroom warriors, and anyone who fears what lurks mid-squat.
Warning: Wearing this tee may cause spontaneous laughter and side-eyes in public restrooms.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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You survived the ambush. Now commemorate the chaos.
This shirt honors the brave few who’ve battled airborne bathroom intruders and lived to flush another day. It’s soft, comfy, and probably the only shirt that says, “I’ve been personally victimized by a flying toilet bug.”
Perfect for: comedy fans, bathroom warriors, and anyone who fears what lurks mid-squat.
Warning: Wearing this tee may cause spontaneous laughter and side-eyes in public restrooms.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This shirt honors the brave few who’ve battled airborne bathroom intruders and lived to flush another day. It’s soft, comfy, and probably the only shirt that says, “I’ve been personally victimized by a flying toilet bug.”
Perfect for: comedy fans, bathroom warriors, and anyone who fears what lurks mid-squat.
Warning: Wearing this tee may cause spontaneous laughter and side-eyes in public restrooms.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
You survived the ambush. Now commemorate the chaos.
This shirt honors the brave few who’ve battled airborne bathroom intruders and lived to flush another day. It’s soft, comfy, and probably the only shirt that says, “I’ve been personally victimized by a flying toilet bug.”
Perfect for: comedy fans, bathroom warriors, and anyone who fears what lurks mid-squat.
Warning: Wearing this tee may cause spontaneous laughter and side-eyes in public restrooms.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This shirt honors the brave few who’ve battled airborne bathroom intruders and lived to flush another day. It’s soft, comfy, and probably the only shirt that says, “I’ve been personally victimized by a flying toilet bug.”
Perfect for: comedy fans, bathroom warriors, and anyone who fears what lurks mid-squat.
Warning: Wearing this tee may cause spontaneous laughter and side-eyes in public restrooms.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!